that's not how it works

So, today it was reasonably nice outside, and I opened the windows and screen doors to get some fresh air in the house. It was quite lovely. But, The Boy kept closing the door! I would open it, and he would close it, and I would open it, and he would close it, and it was driving me totally crazy!

So, finally, I just told him to stop it. If Mommy opens a door that means she wants it open and he does not get to close it. He asks me why, and I told him "because that's not how things work in this house". Do you know what he said to me? He said "My don't like this house, my want to move". LMFAO!